一個破咗產喺人生低谷嘅賤男人(王宗堯飾),一個迷茫又渴求解脫嘅自作賤女人(吳凱欣飾),同一個只係想委曲求存卑賤生活嘅市井男人(陳炳銓飾),佢哋三個走埋一齊,想炸爆個公廁宣洩一下,最後反而殺死咗自己。之後故仔再倒轉頭講返佢哋三位點解會變得咁賤。。故事发生于古代某大漠之中,一家面馆老板名为王五麻子,为人阴险吝啬,如此人品,老婆自然不待见。恰好伙计李四长得很帅又有幽默感,两人一拍即合,有了私情。王五发现两人私情后,没声张,而是花钱请来张三要求悄无声息地干掉两人。没想到张三没什么职业精神,看到王五有钱,先干掉了王五。后来阴差阳错,张三感觉有人发现了他,于是继续杀人,先是干掉了面馆另外两位伙计小六和七妹,后来又追杀李四和老板娘。不过邪不压正,李四和老板娘最终阴差阳错地干掉了张三,终成眷属。。Miss Mary Morstan contacts Sherlock Holmes for his help regarding her father, captain Morstan, who disappeared 10 years ago. Since his disappearance she annually receives a valuable pearl by post from an unknown person. The mystery leads Holmes and doctor Watson into an intricate plot regarding a lost treasure belonging to four convicts on the Andaman Islands。